Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
These drunk texts will have you laughing on the floor.
lol at the guy who got the DUI in #1 omg
These are too funny lmao
I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
when your friend tells you about their crush
when you have sex with your friend’s crush
I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to talk to and promote. Message or follow me if you’re interested! :]